weekend writeout
Saturday
A short summary for saturday.. i shot like crap.. terrible.. exceptionally terrible.. wat was interesting was that in the morning when i was expecting the usual early birds to arrive early come late.. and i was in the company of one of those usual late-comers, anthony.. until yazid called for me to come take his bow from him and set it up for him as he wanted to shoot today and he had never touch his bow since safsa.. so i enthusiastically took up his offer and helped him..
Set-up his bow outside the club with everyone asking me questions on how i acquired yazid's bow.. My reply was like as usual full of crap.. "orhh.. Yazid gave me his bow.." ahahhahahha.. nice to see the bewildered look on their faces.. damn.. his bowcase really stank..!! it stank of fungus and mould.. reminds me of the smell of my soccer boots after i play in the rain and mud.. disgusting.. and when clement approached me to put on the angel majesty string that he made for yazid he asked for yaz's stringer.. so i gave it to clement and it was covered with a sickly green layer of mould.. and clement's face was hilarious.. he went like.."OMG.. who uses a mouldy stringer.. yucks.. eeeeyyyeerrr... mouldy stringer.." ahahahahahhha..
Finally.. after having done the tedious task of holding my breath and setting up his bow.. i finally went down.. downstairs.. i sms-ed yazid on how stinky his bowcase was.. he laughed in every single sms he replied.. ahahahahahah.. i had to air everything for him, his chestguard, his bags, his stringer.. and when i was emptying his quiver.. the strongest smell came from his quiver.. and i found the source.. his cordovan fingertabs..!! AArrrggghhhhh...!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee............. disgusting.. totally ABSOLUTELY disgusting...!!!!! it had mould and fungus growing on them.. they were still damp.. disgusting.. it had the spongy mouldy that u find on bread on it.. and also some metallic red coloured sprouts sprouting from the rivets and screws.. disgusting...!! D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G....!!!!! I scraped watever could be scraped I attempted to burn the remaining growths.. but had enough of his fingertabs.. just can't stand the disgusting stuff growing on 'em.. eeeeeeeeeeeee.......
He came down soon after.. and he was like laughing all the time.. and he got the remaining yucky stuff off by scrubbing under water.. eeeeee.... that's wat u get when u don't air and wipe ur equipment after shooting in the rain.. well.. i tried a hand at shooting with his bow.. heh.. up to c-class for once.. was actually wanting to train for the high poundage not the feel of a c-class bow and everyone was like going.. "ehh.. Hafiz.. it's very bad to play play with a c-class bow later my standard form would drop..".. heh.. thanks for the concern.. really appreciate it.. esp from BK.. but now i seem to have gained some strength.. able to shoot about 6 arrows into the 10m board.. and i realised that the swing that u see c-class archers make is not at all forced but just letting the bow fly out of ur hand and the sling would catch the bow and the bow would swing it's way..
Had to teach some NS men.. cool.. woei perng's men.. damn cool.. to teach full-grown men was fun.. and they all are so respectful of me.. i mean.. my first impression was like they are gonna go like "ehh.. i'm older than u.. i can do watever i want.. u cannot tell me anything..".. but instead.. they did the opposite.. they were like asking me if i was holding the bow straight.. if they were grippin the bow correctly if they're pulling properly things like that.. cool.. never have i experienced such an enthusiastic bunch of men.. cool..
Sunday..
shot like crap as usual.. damn.. crappy as always.. and i'm up for sembawang compy.. didn't want to ask GL for help as he was helping shwajuan.. figured she'd need more attention than I do as she seems to be in a dilemma now and i believe GL can help her.. and i believe she can perform.. it's her mindset that hinders everything.. She CAN do it.. i believe she can do it.. My GLA mates can always do it.. we go against all odds..
so i asked yazid instead to help train me.. he withdrew himself from sembawang compy.. he figured that he wasn't ready for it.. and a wise decision in that.. i also thought about withdrawing.. but the 2 Jedi Knights say that i could gain experience from the compy.. Gain EXP then LEVEL UP..
So he helped me with my ever so irritatingly crappy target panic and a bit of followthru.. we tried many things.. the first.. saying "wait lah!! butoh cheebai!!" at full draw.. it was funny... and everytime he said that.. i ended up laughing instead and releasing fast.. but the shot would go into the yellow.. hilariously interesting.. then he tried helping me hold my draw hand as i came to fulldraw preventing me from releasing.. but i occasionally released.. with his hand on mine.. ahahahahh.. hitting him in the process.. he snapped me with a towel everytime i did that.. then JK Guolong went into gay mode.. sialla.. disgusting sia.. geli.. then yazid implemented a new method.. the punishment method.. for every shot that yazid think is fast.. i have to drop and do 10 pushups.. so.. i did a lot of pushups.. and shwajuan, GL annd james were like laughing at me all the time.. and GL was non-stop in his gay antics.. saying gay crap.. knowing that i have gay panic.. eeee... funny lahh.. but eeee... and he did one hell of a girlie dance on the firing line.. it was like totally out of nowhere then he start dancing.. like butterfly like that.. then shwajuan.. always put me further into precarious positions by making things worse for me.. ahahhahahaha.. damn funny lor..
eventually.. after all the holding, snapping, hitting, gay panic treating, pushup-ing.. i finally cured my target panic.. ahahahahaha
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